*the tiniest voice* surfbort
Things I shout while playing any video game ever:
- YOU FUCKING HOE
- YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
- I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
- FUCKING BALLS
- OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK
- YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
- I HATE THIS GAME
- FUCK ME
- FUCK YOU
- WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
- I’m so fucKING DONE
- WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
- [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]
have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition
introductory paragraph of my essay:
"wanna hug a homophobe?"
"not really, why would i do that"
"for some weird liberal project that is making some kind of point, we don’t really know what the point is but whatever. go with it"
when u come home from school and take ur makeup off
"Raven what’s on your face.
It is me”